Thursday, June 1, 2006

FOR FRIDAY, JUNE 2nd, 2006

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE

JUNE 2nd, 2006

TODAY'S THOUGHT

A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song.

Maya Angelou

TODAY’S ACTION

Always be ready to learn and grow

TODAY’S QUOTE

Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.

Brian Tracey

 HAPPY FRIDAY!

Yesterday was a lot cooler, but still on the muggy side, Today will be cooler yet and we are looking at the low 70’s for the weekend.

My weekend plans include a little ‘house blessing’ and the usual visit with my Dad Saturday evening and R&R on Sunday…maybe I’ll even have a chance to do some painting.

All is quiet here and I’m so glad it’s Friday !

Have a great day all ! Another wonderful one on the Way !

TODAY IS…PLAY TENNIS DAY

And just why are tennis balls fuzzy? The only reason is to slow them down. It helps the players rally longer by increasing the wind resistance and keeping the ball from flying off the court in one bounce. The fuzz also increases racket control by holding the ball against the strings for just a fraction of a second longer. Smooth balls might equal faster serves, but they would make the game harder to play and less fun to watch.

TODAY’S TRIVIA

Today is National Bubba Day

Today is National Rocky Road Day

Today is National Dinosaur Day. - They once ruled the earth. Today they rule the Box Office

1928: Searching for new ideas to fight the Depression, Kraft’s Chicago employees created a processed specialty cheese product they would call Velveeta.

1953: Queen Elizabeth II of Britain was crowned in Westminster Abbey, 16 months after the death of her father, King George VI. It was the first coronation to be televised and millions watched worldwide

1996: The Mt. Vernon Ladies’ Association, which owns George Washington’s Virginia estate, insisted that the cellular telephone relay tower to be built there be disguised as a tree. Cellular One agreed to erect a white fir "treepole" with plastic needles and bark.

TODAY’S SMILE

A few Doctor Jokes for you today

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was to be taken for the rest of her life? She was told that it was.

There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS!'

More and more doctors are running their practices like an assembly lines. One fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles."

So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.

A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." The doctor said, "Where?"

He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

 

A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter speaks with them and asks them what good they have done in their lives.

The doctor says, "I have devoted my life to the sick and needy and have had a part in caring for and healing thousands of people. St. Peter replies, "That's great. Go ahead in to heaven. And what about you?"

The nurse states, "I have supported the Doctor and his patients my entire life as an adult, have taken time to explain things to patients and have helped them lead healthy lives."

"Wonderful. Please proceed in with the Doctor.

And what about you?" The HMO executive says, "I was the president of a very large Health Maintenance Organization. I was responsible for the health care of millions of people all over the country.

St. Peter says, "Oh, I see. Please go on in ... but you can only stay two nights!"

TODAY’S WORD

vicinage (noun) [VIS-ah-nij]

1. a neighborhood, or the residents of a neighborhood: "Herb was not comfortable in his new vicinage until he found a great cafe within walking distance."

2. the limited area surrounding a place; vicinity

TODAY’S REFLECTION

Show me your ways, O Lord, teach me your paths; guide me in your truth and teach me, for you are my God my Savior, and my hope is in you all day long

Psalm 25: 4-5

If we make an effort through Bible study, prayer and Christian fellowship, to learn God's truth, we shall have the courage and strength to take that step of faith, risking everything on our belief in God's power to meet our needs

From Daily Guideposts

TODAY’S ADVICE FROM THE OLD FARMER’S ALMANAC

Wear a necklace of nutmeg to remove freckles or cold sores

19 DAYS UNTIL SUMMER !

Delight yourself in the Lord and He will give you the desires of your Heart

Psalm 37:4

I Love You All !!!

Be Blessed !!!

MA

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